Couch crush

euo:

glitteringgoldie:

konnichiwa. steven spielberg desu.

I HAT EHTI SVIDEO

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notalkingplz:

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until July 27th

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Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.
- Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)
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kingcheddarxvii:

*competitive melee player voice* got some brawl goin on? not melee but I’ll go a round aha. you only have wii remotes? guy’s c’mon you’re killin me here. pass me the classic controller *bad impression of the announcer* CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER!! aha. do you guys play stock? I’m setting it to stock. *picks fox* boom. bam. fffffox comin’ atcha. who you goin with? dedede? really? you’re going with dedede? aha hey no do whatever you want. I’ll let you pick the stage *picks temple*

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digi-egg:

Lotusmon, Lilymon, and Lilamon in Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth (x)

Operation Decode Petition

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digi-egg:

Lotusmon, Lilymon, and Lilamon in Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth (x)

Operation Decode Petition

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15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

My mom lived in Australia for two years, and they put cucumbers on their burritos.

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nityael:

くわがた 『永遠 THE LIQUID GIRL』

nityael:

くわがた 『永遠 THE LIQUID GIRL』

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